i hate barney the purple dinosaur. i hate being fat, although i am, ergo i hate myself.
i hate the fact that i am un-educated, and i hate regretting that i never had a formal college education. i hate pink, and all these people who put their collars up. i hate wailing kids in the mall, why can't their mothers make them stop. i hate the fact that everybody in the government are at the form of pouncing each others neck just to be on top, makes me think of the tears fo
r fears song everybody wants to rule the world. i hate being an asshole, and being a loud mouth, but i can't help it. i hate basketball, really i do. i even hate sports.
i hate people who think that they know everything, yet they don't. it's not a problem if they'd just shut-up and make everybody else's ears less polluted, but no! they'd go on and on and on... i hate people who act like lambs in front of other people as if we can't sense that you're such a mess. i hate people who complain a lot, although they can't help it 'cause the Lord God made them that way. i hate social climbers and gold diggers, aaarrrrggghhhh!!!! para silang mga langaw na nakatuntong sa kalabaw, tapos tingin nila sa sarili nila mas mataas pa sila sa kalabaw. i hate motorcycles with their stereos blaring loud annoying music.
i hate nosy people, they follow your every move as if you're the star of your own telenovela...
nosy: san ka galing?
you: dyan lang po...
nosy: bakit di mo ata kasama si ...ano?....
you: ah, nasa kanila po....
nosy: di pa ba kayo kasal? di pa ba sya buntis?.....
you: "tang ina mo, tumigil ka na, ayusin mo muna yung kinanginang buhay mo bago mo ko pakialaman!!!!"
call enter agent: uhhhm... coul' you like... um give me a bowl o' rice and some por'chop ?
tindera: ilang kanin po, sir?
call center agent: uhm, like two, and please add some o' tha' "kesyap"...how much 's tha'?
tindera: kwarenta po, sir.
call center agent: owkei! here, wai' i think i ha' some coins he', he' yah gow!
haaynaku!!! kinanginang buhay yan!!! pati nga sa pag-para eh..... "pawa poh!"
TANG INA!!!
siyet!
i hate the fact that i am un-educated, and i hate regretting that i never had a formal college education. i hate pink, and all these people who put their collars up. i hate wailing kids in the mall, why can't their mothers make them stop. i hate the fact that everybody in the government are at the form of pouncing each others neck just to be on top, makes me think of the tears fo
r fears song everybody wants to rule the world. i hate being an asshole, and being a loud mouth, but i can't help it. i hate basketball, really i do. i even hate sports.i hate people who think that they know everything, yet they don't. it's not a problem if they'd just shut-up and make everybody else's ears less polluted, but no! they'd go on and on and on... i hate people who act like lambs in front of other people as if we can't sense that you're such a mess. i hate people who complain a lot, although they can't help it 'cause the Lord God made them that way. i hate social climbers and gold diggers, aaarrrrggghhhh!!!! para silang mga langaw na nakatuntong sa kalabaw, tapos tingin nila sa sarili nila mas mataas pa sila sa kalabaw. i hate motorcycles with their stereos blaring loud annoying music.
i hate nosy people, they follow your every move as if you're the star of your own telenovela...
nosy: san ka galing?
you: dyan lang po...
nosy: bakit di mo ata kasama si ...ano?....
you: ah, nasa kanila po....
nosy: di pa ba kayo kasal? di pa ba sya buntis?.....
you: "tang ina mo, tumigil ka na, ayusin mo muna yung kinanginang buhay mo bago mo ko pakialaman!!!!"
call enter agent: uhhhm... coul' you like... um give me a bowl o' rice and some por'chop ? tindera: ilang kanin po, sir?
call center agent: uhm, like two, and please add some o' tha' "kesyap"...how much 's tha'?
tindera: kwarenta po, sir.
call center agent: owkei! here, wai' i think i ha' some coins he', he' yah gow!
haaynaku!!! kinanginang buhay yan!!! pati nga sa pag-para eh..... "pawa poh!"
TANG INA!!!
siyet!
